Space Travel Is Boring
thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

but check out this sweatshirt.

but check out this sweatshirt.

Tonight I was biking to meet a friend at a bar when I attempted to let a car know that they didn’t have their headlights on. As soon as I did this, I clipped the side mirror of a parked car and went flying forward off of my bike and my chest slammed hard onto the pavement. A few seconds later, a couple comes out of an apartment and the girl rushes to my side. They invite me inside to make sure that I’m alright. They tell me that this isn’t their place and I don’t even care to question it. I rinse off my bloody hands, make sure that I didn’t crack a rib cage, and then light one up. I ended up bonding with a 1 year old who hugged my legs and cried so loudly when I had to leave. All in all, I think I just messed up my left hand. The kindness of strangers mixed with a few glasses of wine seemed to temporarily do the trick. Now to give this “Cannibis balm” a shot. Only time will tell…

Tonight I was biking to meet a friend at a bar when I attempted to let a car know that they didn’t have their headlights on. As soon as I did this, I clipped the side mirror of a parked car and went flying forward off of my bike and my chest slammed hard onto the pavement. A few seconds later, a couple comes out of an apartment and the girl rushes to my side. They invite me inside to make sure that I’m alright. They tell me that this isn’t their place and I don’t even care to question it. I rinse off my bloody hands, make sure that I didn’t crack a rib cage, and then light one up. I ended up bonding with a 1 year old who hugged my legs and cried so loudly when I had to leave. All in all, I think I just messed up my left hand. The kindness of strangers mixed with a few glasses of wine seemed to temporarily do the trick. Now to give this “Cannibis balm” a shot. Only time will tell…

laughingsquid:

‘Time Is a Flat Circus’, Quotes by Rust Cohle of ‘True Detective’ Used as Captions on ‘Family Circus’ Comics
autostraddle:

via Comedy Crush: Sara Benincasa, Comedian and Author
Cudi is a 22 year old white girl

Cudi is a 22 year old white girl

My 2 favorite broads #broadcity

My 2 favorite broads #broadcity

This could be us but you playin’.

This could be us but you playin’.

True Detective: The Prequel 

True Detective: The Prequel 

nevver:

On the brink